Ding Dong..The Witch Is Deader

[CJ]

news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050823/ap_on_bi_ge/sec_kmart_execs

I'm sure Fritz might appreicate this news...after all, he worked a helluva lot longer for the corporation than I did (and I'm just coming off two years)

[Fritz]

Chuck Conaway...I hope they throw that bastard's ass in jail, throw away the key, and let him get assraped until the cows come home.

I remember being mad as hell hearing that, due to the way his contract was worded, when they finally got rid of this idiot (the guy who actually drove the company into bankruptcy) they still had to pay his Golden Parachute of EIGHT MILLION F***ING DOLLARS.

Eight million dollars is chump change to assholes like that...but in the Real World, where you and I live, we could stick Eight Million Bucks in the bank and live comfortably off the interest alone for the rest of our lives (even at today's rates...thank you Bush Economy )