Having spent the last year proving I have nothing worthwhile to say by not saying anything, i have decided to give myself a purpose on this board by irregularly posting current headlines I see on the tabloids around here that amuse me.
Anyone else who sees a good one should feel free to put it up.
Let's start this off with this gem from this week's Weekly World News
Jonah's Skeleton Found in Mouth of Whale
"Does not the fire need the water? Does not the mountain need the storm? Does not your @$$ need kicking?" --Beavis
"I couldn't hear you over the sound of me $#!77ing myself."--Uncle Ruckus The Boondocks
"Go ahead, Shake. Piss him off." Meatwad Aqua Teen Hunger Force