Egon rape. That’s what it is. Egon didn’t want to do this with the strange woman. Clara Hamilton is Evil and must be stopped. Poor Egon. Is it bad for me to want Janine to kill Clara? With a pitchfork?
Nah...with a proton pack. What with the whole 'separating molecules at the speed of light' thing, it conveniently doesn't leave any evidence behind. ;D
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Post by Silent Seraphim on Dec 6, 2005 14:33:52 GMT -4
I haven't shown it to anyone, so...would that make me a free man with a clean record?
Totally. It’s when they are sprung on the unsuspecting public that very bad things happen. I’ve heard tales of Mary-Sue authors disappearing in the night, roaming the streets clutching sheets of papers screaming “But it isn’t MEEEEE!”
I do like your idea of a GB/BtVS crossover, though. Sounds trés interesting.
Technically, it was more like a GB/BtVS/Gremlins crossover.
...and it didn't go very far. It went about forty-odd pages, but that was it.
Personally, I can't really see a GB/Buffy crossover, or at least one that's actualy feasible. Perhaps Fritz could, since he's head of the WCD, but me...uh-uh. I can do an incredibly f*cked-up pairing such as GB and the Toxic Avenger (with more Troma references in it than you can shake a stick at), but Buffy? Out of my leauge.
...although...when I was reading Chris Golden's "Gatekeeper Trilogy," there was instance where I could possibly pair Egon and Giles. Giles was attending some soiree about a New York library getting some arcane books. I posited that Giles and Egon had met sometime in the past and had struck up a conversation on...well, any number of out-there ideas on the supernatural. Perhaps some kind of relation as to mentoring teenagers/Gen-Xers.
A lot of the times, I'm afraid to write a story with an original character because I every other word I'm thinking "Oh geez, is that MarySue-ish?" Because I'm so afraid that my character is going to be MarySue. I hate them, I absolutely hate them.